The Surprise of My Life!

I don't have a bank account.  I rush to the bank the check is written from.  "They" go through all their security procedures, get my thumbprint, and ask for something like 200 different forms of picture ID.  Finally, I'm handed an envelope with $3500 in cash in it (well, more like $2993) if you factor…

UPDATE!

I have had several private messages asking me if I am going to continue with my posts and story.  I sincerely apologize for the interruption, but I have been almost consumed in taking care of something that is very important.  I am hoping to continue with my posts / story soon as well as hoping…